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Television
House Hunters Haikus
Dec 27, 2013In poetic celebration of one of my favorite television series: HGTV’s House Hunters. Husband hates granite...
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Woman vs Family
The Cats Explain What They REALLY Want for Christmas
Dec 20, 2013In Venn Diagram form, of course, as cats are prone to doing. Just a sampling of...
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Candy's Column
Multi-Tasking: Gisele vs. Candy
Dec 13, 2013By now, you’ve all likely seen Gisele’s Instagram shot of her “multi-tasking” at work. Not to...
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Family & Parenting Humor
10 Tips for Creating a Memorable Family Holiday Card
Dec 6, 20131. Be an overachiever when it comes to humiliating your pet.
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Television
5 Things I Learned from the 2013 Emmys
Sep 23, 20131. Zosia Mamet’s breasts are now starring in the “Mask of Zorro!” 2. Will Arnett was...
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Candy's Column
How to Dance Like a Pro (Well, Like a Preschooler)
Sep 20, 2013Dance parties are a big part of being a parent, especially when you’re the parent of...
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The Work of Kids
Kid Leaves Terrifying Note for Dad
Sep 19, 2013I’m guessing this girl isn’t a morning person (just a hunch):
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Merchandise
This Mug is Made for Buyin’
Sep 18, 2013A number of readers have reached out to me to see if I actually sell the...
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Celebrities
Your Daily Dose of “Awwww”: Celebrities and Their Kids
Sep 18, 2013Samuel Affleck supports his dad in a Batman t-shirt. Word has it his first sentence was,...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Play-by-Play: “Where’d My Ni-Ni Goooooo?!”
Jun 3, 2010In the Season 3 premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras… :01 – The Le Maison de Paris...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
Apr 1, 2013The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want...
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Health & Beauty
The Down (There) and Dirty
Apr 13, 2012What women REALLY need to know about childbirth and its after-effects
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras recap: “We like this life. I don’t want a normal life. This is the life that I love.”
Jun 25, 2010:01 – Welcome to Jonesboro, Arkansas, home of America’s Best Pageant. We open with the pageant...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Chick Stuff
18 Fun Facts You Should Know About Bras and Boobs
Mar 5, 2014As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Feb 23, 2007Awwww. It’s Gwen Stefani when she was just a little L.A.M.B. (You know I had to...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: “I Prayed and Prayed and Prayed That God Would Give Me a Miss America…”
Jan 14, 2011Break out your fake eyelashes and flippers, y’all, and join us in the world of the...
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Mr. Candy
Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn’t the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
Aug 4, 2009Baby Math With Mr. Candy Not being the creative one in the family, I could never...
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Babies
Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie
Mar 27, 2009As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day...
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Television
Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)
Feb 24, 2011On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the...
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Celebrities
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Awesome Valentine’s Day Smooches
Feb 14, 2011[portfolio_slideshow] Valentine’s Day is not just about expressing love with flowers, cards and candy — it...