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Candy's Column
Guest Post from the Cats: Human Memes
Sep 12, 2013Today’s guest bloggers are Candy’s cats, Larry and Lucy, who are considered trailblazers among the feline...
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Television
5 Things I Learned from The Season 2 Premiere of “The Mindy Project”
Sep 11, 2013I really wanted to like The Mindy Project. It’s all about Mindy Kaling! I love her! ...
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Top 10 Lists
Top 5 Lamest Excuses for Throwing Your Kid’s Artwork in the Trash
Sep 11, 2013Ever get caught throwing your kid’s artwork in the trash? Yeah, me, too. And my four-year-old,...
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Funny Baby Pics
Come to the Dark Side
Sep 10, 2013With thanks to Laughing Stork dad, Aaron, for submitting this awesome caption and photo from li’l...
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Celebrities
What is Carmen Baldwin Thinking in This Picture?
Sep 10, 2013Baby Carmen is thinking what as dad Alec and mom Hilaria look on?
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Funny Grocery Store Signs (for When You Need to Stock Up on Laughs)
Sep 10, 2013Oh yes, I did. I went there. I led with a “STOCK UP ON LAUGHS” pun!...
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In the News
Today’s Top News in Two Sentences or Less
Sep 10, 2013Apple announces September 20th release date for iPhone 5S and iPhone 5C, which come in various...
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Candy's Column
Wherein I Explain to My Four-Year-Old Daughter Why Rihanna Wears a Loincloth as a Shirt
Sep 9, 2013I put our four-year-old daughter to bed every night. Miss Skye is a shameless Mommy’s Girl...
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In the News
Looking for the Perfect Christmas Gift for Your Kid? Get the “Breaking Bad” Meth Lab Playset!
Sep 9, 2013Does your kid already have the Dexter serial killer doll? Then amp up the edge factor...
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Pop Culture
If Princesses Were on Facebook
Sep 9, 2013Although most princesses prefer to communicate with a lilting singing voice that can bring any prince...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Play-by-Play: “Where’d My Ni-Ni Goooooo?!”
Jun 3, 2010In the Season 3 premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras… :01 – The Le Maison de Paris...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
Apr 1, 2013The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want...
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Health & Beauty
The Down (There) and Dirty
Apr 13, 2012What women REALLY need to know about childbirth and its after-effects
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras recap: “We like this life. I don’t want a normal life. This is the life that I love.”
Jun 25, 2010:01 – Welcome to Jonesboro, Arkansas, home of America’s Best Pageant. We open with the pageant...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Chick Stuff
18 Fun Facts You Should Know About Bras and Boobs
Mar 5, 2014As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Feb 23, 2007Awwww. It’s Gwen Stefani when she was just a little L.A.M.B. (You know I had to...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: “I Prayed and Prayed and Prayed That God Would Give Me a Miss America…”
Jan 14, 2011Break out your fake eyelashes and flippers, y’all, and join us in the world of the...
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Mr. Candy
Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn’t the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
Aug 4, 2009Baby Math With Mr. Candy Not being the creative one in the family, I could never...
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Babies
Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie
Mar 27, 2009As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day...
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Television
Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)
Feb 24, 2011On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the...
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Celebrities
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Awesome Valentine’s Day Smooches
Feb 14, 2011[portfolio_slideshow] Valentine’s Day is not just about expressing love with flowers, cards and candy — it...