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Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)

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Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)

On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the unexpected need to have a Cesarean after being in labor longer than Paris Hilton has ever been in a relationship. But never fear! Granny Rosemary defuses the tension by offering her daughter a lifetime of wisdom about where babies come from — or don’t come from — how to exact revenge on a “downer” of a nurse and what she believes is in the best interest of her granddaughter.

“Hell, if you gotta get a Cesarean, you get that goddamn Cesarean!”

Granny Rosemary totally needs her own spin-off.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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