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Babies
Top 10 Ways Babies Resemble Drunk College Students
Jan 16, 2021(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*) 10. They have no...
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Our Crazy Cats
Texts from My Cats
Dec 22, 2020It’s the question every kitty parent asks herself at some point: Are my cats mature enough...
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Candy's Column
Thankful for Bottomless Mashed Potatoes & No “Turkey on the Shelf”
Nov 23, 2017So excited! Thanksgiving may just be my favorite holiday. No Elf on the Shelf causing me...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much on Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 201710. After dinner, you are forced to slip on your (or your friend’s) old maternity pants....
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Family & Parenting Humor
My Guide to Embarrassing Your Children on Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 2017Because the only thing more fun than gorging ourselves this holiday, is making our kids groan...
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Family & Parenting Humor
How Moms Are Like Thanksgiving Turkeys
Nov 20, 2017It’s almost that glorious time of year when we gorge ourselves and give thanks for elastic...
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Funny Animal and Pet Photos
A Purrfect Place to Sleep
Sep 29, 2015“Sorry, kid, this one’s taken.”— The Cat
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Play-by-Play: “Where’d My Ni-Ni Goooooo?!”
Jun 3, 2010In the Season 3 premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras… :01 – The Le Maison de Paris...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
Apr 1, 2013The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want...
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Health & Beauty
The Down (There) and Dirty
Apr 13, 2012What women REALLY need to know about childbirth and its after-effects
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras recap: “We like this life. I don’t want a normal life. This is the life that I love.”
Jun 25, 2010:01 – Welcome to Jonesboro, Arkansas, home of America’s Best Pageant. We open with the pageant...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: “I Prayed and Prayed and Prayed That God Would Give Me a Miss America…”
Jan 14, 2011Break out your fake eyelashes and flippers, y’all, and join us in the world of the...
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Mr. Candy
Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn’t the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
Aug 4, 2009Baby Math With Mr. Candy Not being the creative one in the family, I could never...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Feb 23, 2007Awwww. It’s Gwen Stefani when she was just a little L.A.M.B. (You know I had to...
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Chick Stuff
18 Fun Facts You Should Know About Bras and Boobs
Mar 5, 2014As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to...
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Babies
Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie
Mar 27, 2009As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day...
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Television
Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)
Feb 24, 2011On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the...
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Celebrities
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Awesome Valentine’s Day Smooches
Feb 14, 2011[portfolio_slideshow] Valentine’s Day is not just about expressing love with flowers, cards and candy — it...
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About Candy
Candy Kirby
Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).
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