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Babies
Top 10 Ways Babies Resemble Drunk College Students
Jan 16, 2021(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*) 10. They have no...
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Our Crazy Cats
Texts from My Cats
Dec 22, 2020It’s the question every kitty parent asks herself at some point: Are my cats mature enough...
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Candy's Column
Thankful for Bottomless Mashed Potatoes & No “Turkey on the Shelf”
Nov 23, 2017So excited! Thanksgiving may just be my favorite holiday. No Elf on the Shelf causing me...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much on Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 201710. After dinner, you are forced to slip on your (or your friend’s) old maternity pants....
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Family & Parenting Humor
My Guide to Embarrassing Your Children on Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 2017Because the only thing more fun than gorging ourselves this holiday, is making our kids groan...
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Family & Parenting Humor
How Moms Are Like Thanksgiving Turkeys
Nov 20, 2017It’s almost that glorious time of year when we gorge ourselves and give thanks for elastic...
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Funny Animal and Pet Photos
A Purrfect Place to Sleep
Sep 29, 2015“Sorry, kid, this one’s taken.”— The Cat
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Play-by-Play: “Where’d My Ni-Ni Goooooo?!”
Jun 3, 2010In the Season 3 premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras… :01 – The Le Maison de Paris...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras recap: “We like this life. I don’t want a normal life. This is the life that I love.”
Jun 25, 2010:01 – Welcome to Jonesboro, Arkansas, home of America’s Best Pageant. We open with the pageant...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Babies
Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie
Mar 27, 2009As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
Apr 1, 2013The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want...
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Mr. Candy
Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn’t the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
Aug 4, 2009Baby Math With Mr. Candy Not being the creative one in the family, I could never...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: “I Prayed and Prayed and Prayed That God Would Give Me a Miss America…”
Jan 14, 2011Break out your fake eyelashes and flippers, y’all, and join us in the world of the...
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Chick Stuff
18 Fun Facts You Should Know About Bras and Boobs
Mar 5, 2014As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Feb 23, 2007Awwww. It’s Gwen Stefani when she was just a little L.A.M.B. (You know I had to...
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Toddlers
Potty Training Memes to Help Us Forget Our Bathrooms Smell Like Outhouses
Jan 28, 2014I’m in the midst of potty-training my second kid and, while his heart and intentions are...
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Television
Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)
Feb 24, 2011On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the...
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Celebrities
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Awesome Valentine’s Day Smooches
Feb 14, 2011[portfolio_slideshow] Valentine’s Day is not just about expressing love with flowers, cards and candy — it...
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