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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Television
How Life on ‘Orange is the New Black’ is Easier than Life as a Mom
Aug 17, 2015My nights used to end with me collapsing into bed after one too many tequila shots. ...
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Reader Submissions
Laughing Stork Babies of the Week
Aug 15, 2015Thanks to all of the readers who submitted pictures of their adorable little ones! (And to...
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Candy's Column
Weekly Thank-You Notes to My Kids
Jul 30, 2015Setting aside yet another moment to let the kiddos how much I appreciate all that they...
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Preschoolers
10 Ways My Spring Break as a Parent Reminds Me of Spring Break in College
Apr 13, 2015My kids’ preschool is on Spring Break this week — and it’s occurred to me that...
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Television
“Modern Family” Wisdom: 10 Phil-isms to Live By
Sep 24, 2014It’s that time of year when we welcome the best season of all; I am, of...
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In the News
9-Months-Pregnant Woman Chases Mugger Then Delivers — and More Top News
Sep 19, 2014Nine-months-pregnant woman chases after her mugger in grocery store parking lot — then delivers her baby...
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Television
Best. Makeover. Ever.
Sep 19, 2014I’m not usually a fan of “ambush” makeovers — Hey, you! You look terrible! Let us...
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Sponsored Post
Come to Mama: Müller’s New Dessert-Inspired Yogurt
Sep 18, 2014I don’t always review yogurt. But when I do, I make sure it comes in strawberry...
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eCards
A Regular Miscommunication I Seem to Have with My Kids
Sep 18, 2014Because I find myself grumbling some version of this to my kids every. single. day. More...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Play-by-Play: “Where’d My Ni-Ni Goooooo?!”
Jun 3, 2010In the Season 3 premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras… :01 – The Le Maison de Paris...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras recap: “We like this life. I don’t want a normal life. This is the life that I love.”
Jun 25, 2010:01 – Welcome to Jonesboro, Arkansas, home of America’s Best Pageant. We open with the pageant...
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Babies
Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie
Mar 27, 2009As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Mr. Candy
Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn’t the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
Aug 4, 2009Baby Math With Mr. Candy Not being the creative one in the family, I could never...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
Apr 1, 2013The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: “I Prayed and Prayed and Prayed That God Would Give Me a Miss America…”
Jan 14, 2011Break out your fake eyelashes and flippers, y’all, and join us in the world of the...
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Chick Stuff
18 Fun Facts You Should Know About Bras and Boobs
Mar 5, 2014As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to...
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Toddlers
Potty Training Memes to Help Us Forget Our Bathrooms Smell Like Outhouses
Jan 28, 2014I’m in the midst of potty-training my second kid and, while his heart and intentions are...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Feb 23, 2007Awwww. It’s Gwen Stefani when she was just a little L.A.M.B. (You know I had to...
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Television
Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)
Feb 24, 2011On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the...
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Celebrities
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Awesome Valentine’s Day Smooches
Feb 14, 2011[portfolio_slideshow] Valentine’s Day is not just about expressing love with flowers, cards and candy — it...
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