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Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show

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Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show

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I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her Baby Bump!” — then immediately click on the story to check out said bump. There is just something oddly fascinating about watching women’s bellies grow as this alien life form takes over their bodies (with that kind of romantic outlook, I should write baby shower cards for Hallmark, don’t you think?), as evidenced by the way people stare whenever I waddle into a Starbucks.  You know, back in the day when I could actually venture outside.  And when we’re talking about celebrities’ growing bellies…?  We cannot get enough!  At least I can’t.  Which is why I present to you…

THE OBLIGATORY-YET-ENTERTAINING CELEBRITY BABY BUMP SLIDE SHOW!  (Try saying that five times fast.)  Captions are underneath.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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