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Deep Thoughts: Guess What Harper Beckham is Thinking

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Deep Thoughts: Guess What Harper Beckham is Thinking

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Harper Beckham is thinking what as she leaves a birthday party in Los Angeles?

1.  That kid in front of us is totally photo-bombing this picture.

2.  Hope Mom and Dad are ready for a long night because the clown from that party is going to haunt my dreams.  HOW DID HE PULL A FLOWER FROM MY NOSE?!  Sick.

3.  Flats?  I’m one whole year!  Doesn’t Mom know that Suri was rocking sky-high Louboutins by the time she was SIX MONTHS OLD?

4.  Mom’s not the ONLY one who can pout for the cameras.

5.  None of the above.  Harper is thinking _________________.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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