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Texts from My Cats

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Texts from My Cats

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It’s the question every kitty parent asks herself at some point:  Are my cats mature enough — and responsible enough — to have their own cell phone?  Well, Mr. Candy and I finally caved to the cats’ increasingly adamant demands and bought them a joint phone, in hopes that learning how to share such a device will also teach them how to better share their nightly Meow Mix.  (Yeah, right.)

I’ve decided to share the texts I receive from those crazy cats (lack of opposable thumbs, be damned!) in a column I’ve creatively named, “Texts from My Cats.”  Here is the first of many:

 

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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