How Moms Are Like Thanksgiving Turkeys

It’s almost that glorious time of year when we gorge ourselves and give thanks for elastic waistband pants! And there comes a moment on every Thanksgiving when moms can’t help but put an arm around the turkey and whisper, You and I are totally sympatico, dude.  …No?  That’s just me?  Well, perhaps after reading my list of similarities, you’ll feel more inclined to share a beer with your turkey this year, too.

#1 – We’ve both had hands shoved in places where the sun don’t shine.

#2 – If you get us all heated up, we will freakin’ POP.

#3 – The man of the house has expressed interest in our breasts and legs.

#4 – The kids would gladly trade us in for a Thanksgiving cupcake.