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Celebrities
The Laughing Stork’s In-Depth Investigation Reveals… The Top 25 Celebrity DILFs
Aug 27, 2013A drool-worthy gallery of 25 hot celebrity dads, handpicked by yours truly. You're welcome.
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Candy's Column
Top 10 Things My Parents Taught Me
Aug 21, 2013Important life lessons that I will, no doubt, pass down to my daughter and son… 10. ...
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Family & Parenting Humor
Storktionary Word of the Day: Vacation
Aug 20, 2013Vacation (n.) 1. Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to...
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You Might Be a Father If
You Might Be a Parent If…
Aug 18, 2013Another telltale sign that you are a parent of little ones:
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Food
Breaking: The Food Network Thinks We’re a Bunch of Culinary Morons
Aug 12, 2013I admittedly am a domestic idiot, especially when it comes to cooking — our oven recently...
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Celebrities
End-of-Week Celebrity News Update: Beyonce’s Hair, Jimmy Fallon’s Baby and Kourtney Kardashian’s Paternity Woes
Aug 9, 2013Model Michael Girgenti files a paternity lawsuit against Kourtney Kardashian, claiming three-year-old Mason is his child...
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Reader Submissions
Apocalypse Mom
Aug 9, 2013Okay, this reader submission is AWESOME: Lest you wonder why anybody would do this, I’ll let...
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Funny Baby Pics
This Costume is for the Birds
Aug 8, 2013Flamingo Species: Flamingo-Baby (P. adorableus) Location: Pack-n-Plays; Parks; J.C. Penney Portrait Studios Easily identified by what...
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Sponsored Post
Win $20,000 Towards Your Children’s Education with a Funny Story About Feeding ‘Em
Aug 7, 2013As you may remember, I recently participated in Happy Family’s Stories from the Bright Side campaign,...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Play-by-Play: “Where’d My Ni-Ni Goooooo?!”
Jun 3, 2010In the Season 3 premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras… :01 – The Le Maison de Paris...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
Apr 1, 2013The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want...
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Health & Beauty
The Down (There) and Dirty
Apr 13, 2012What women REALLY need to know about childbirth and its after-effects
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras recap: “We like this life. I don’t want a normal life. This is the life that I love.”
Jun 25, 2010:01 – Welcome to Jonesboro, Arkansas, home of America’s Best Pageant. We open with the pageant...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Chick Stuff
18 Fun Facts You Should Know About Bras and Boobs
Mar 5, 2014As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Feb 23, 2007Awwww. It’s Gwen Stefani when she was just a little L.A.M.B. (You know I had to...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: “I Prayed and Prayed and Prayed That God Would Give Me a Miss America…”
Jan 14, 2011Break out your fake eyelashes and flippers, y’all, and join us in the world of the...
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Mr. Candy
Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn’t the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
Aug 4, 2009Baby Math With Mr. Candy Not being the creative one in the family, I could never...
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Babies
Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie
Mar 27, 2009As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day...
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Television
Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)
Feb 24, 2011On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the...
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Celebrities
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Awesome Valentine’s Day Smooches
Feb 14, 2011[portfolio_slideshow] Valentine’s Day is not just about expressing love with flowers, cards and candy — it...