Television
House Hunters Haikus
In poetic celebration of one of my favorite television series: HGTV’s House Hunters.
Husband hates granite
Wife wants a mansion for free
Realtor rethinks job
Some say show is fake
House already in escrow
But we are still hooked
I’d Rather Be Home
on Couch Watching House Hunters
Good bumper sticker
International
Makes me long for life abroad
‘Til I see li’l rooms
Small budget, first house
Makes for really boring show
Bigger is better
She demands fixer
He loathes tools and mess and work
Divorce court ahead