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5 Things I Learned from the 2013 Emmys

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5 Things I Learned from the 2013 Emmys

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1.  Zosia Mamet’s breasts are now starring in the “Mask of Zorro!”

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2.  Will Arnett was apparently promoting his new spin-off of “Up All Night”:  “Tanning All Night.”

3. Sofia Vergara has ample breasts!  Where has she been hiding them all this time?  *Ahem*

4.  Merritt Wever just doesn’t know when to shut up!  Geesh.  I thought she’d never get off the stage.

 

5.  Jon Hamm is positioning himself to be the next Most Interesting Man in the World.

 

 

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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