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Television
10 Signs You Have a ‘Scandal’ Addiction Problem
Feb 24, 2014I recently made the mistake of starting to watch Scandal on Netflix. As a result, I...
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Pet Humor
The Text You Never Want to Get from Your Dog
Feb 24, 2014NAKED CANINE SELFIE! (I blame the Kardashians.)
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In the News
Today’s Top News in Two Sentences or Less
Feb 21, 2014Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox welcome a baby boy named Bodhi Ransom Green. Word has...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Some Moms Dream of a Bigger Kitchen Pantry or a New Oven. I Dream of This…
Feb 20, 2014Yes, please.
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Satire
Infographic: Most Popular Weight-Loss Techniques Among New Moms
Feb 20, 2014See also: Mr. Candy’s projected cost of college tuition in 2027.
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Television
Jerry Seinfeld Aptly Pokes Fun at Kids’ Ridiculous Bedtime Routines and Their “Stuffed Animal Semi-Circle of Emotional Support”
Feb 19, 2014If you, like me, are exhausted by the time you FINALLY get the kids in bed,...
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Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong
Time to Gawk at More Bizarre Baby Shower Cakes — and Cupcakes!
Feb 18, 2014Because when you think of celebrating a new life, you think of these words: alien chest...
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Top 10 Lists
Top 10 Worst Girl Scout Cookie Sales Pitches
Feb 18, 2014Oh yes, it’s that time of year again — time to inhale Thin Mints by the...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
10 Funny Pictures for Presidents’ Day
Feb 17, 2014Because what better way to celebrate Presidents’ Day than giggling at funny pictures involving presidents (however...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Play-by-Play: “Where’d My Ni-Ni Goooooo?!”
Jun 3, 2010In the Season 3 premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras… :01 – The Le Maison de Paris...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
Apr 1, 2013The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want...
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Health & Beauty
The Down (There) and Dirty
Apr 13, 2012What women REALLY need to know about childbirth and its after-effects
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras recap: “We like this life. I don’t want a normal life. This is the life that I love.”
Jun 25, 2010:01 – Welcome to Jonesboro, Arkansas, home of America’s Best Pageant. We open with the pageant...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Chick Stuff
18 Fun Facts You Should Know About Bras and Boobs
Mar 5, 2014As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Feb 23, 2007Awwww. It’s Gwen Stefani when she was just a little L.A.M.B. (You know I had to...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: “I Prayed and Prayed and Prayed That God Would Give Me a Miss America…”
Jan 14, 2011Break out your fake eyelashes and flippers, y’all, and join us in the world of the...
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Mr. Candy
Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn’t the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
Aug 4, 2009Baby Math With Mr. Candy Not being the creative one in the family, I could never...
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Babies
Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie
Mar 27, 2009As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day...
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Television
Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)
Feb 24, 2011On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the...
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Celebrities
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Awesome Valentine’s Day Smooches
Feb 14, 2011[portfolio_slideshow] Valentine’s Day is not just about expressing love with flowers, cards and candy — it...