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Helping Girls Aim High with “My Cleaning Trolley”
Oct 13, 2009Step out of your time machine and say hello to the 1950s, everyone. Because here is...
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Mattel Creates Line of Black Dolls with More “Authentic” Look (But Still Unattainable Body)
Sep 29, 2009Hit with the realization that their dolls — SHOCKER — don’t exactly offer young girls realistic-looking...
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For When Your Baby Needs to Wear “Something for the Evening”
Sep 21, 2009I know I often have an inappropriately dirty mind — you know, as opposed to an...
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Cuddle with the Stuffed Swine Flu Toy
Sep 9, 2009Because teddy bears are SO 2008, The Centers For Disease Control and Prevention Museum in Atlanta...
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Children’s Books That Make You Go “Hmmmm”
Sep 3, 2009While browsing the children’s section at Barnes & Noble, I came across this most, um, curiously...
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Pole Dance Doll Arms Young Girls with Useful Job Skill Set
Sep 2, 2009If Miley Cyrus has taught us anything, it’s that you can never start pole dancing too...
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Pop Quiz: Little Red Riding Ho’
Aug 19, 2009The most disturbing part of this Barbie doll from Mattel’s “Silver Label” is what? 1) Instead...
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“The Toypedo?” Really?
Jul 17, 2009Brand naming and packaging that makes you go,”Oh no, they di-in’t!”:
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My Pee Pee Bottle
Jul 15, 2009No time to teach your toddler how to “cover or hover” in public restrooms? Forced to...
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Pop Quiz: Handmade “Primitive Black Dolly”
May 27, 2009The purpose of this handmade doll is: 1) To help us visualize the lovechild of E.T....