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For When Your Baby Needs to Wear “Something for the Evening”

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For When Your Baby Needs to Wear “Something for the Evening”

I know I often have an inappropriately dirty mind — you know, as opposed to an appropriately dirty mind — but this baby shirt (available in sizes 0-6 months and 6-12 months) is just WRONG, isn’t it?

That’s “twisted,” all right.  No way is my daughter wearing tassels like that until she’s at least 18 years old and forging a prestigious career at a gentleman’s club!  Geesh.

Don’t even get me started on the “nipper size.”

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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