I know I often have an inappropriately dirty mind — you know, as opposed to an appropriately dirty mind — but this baby shirt (available in sizes 0-6 months and 6-12 months) is just WRONG, isn’t it?
That’s “twisted,” all right. No way is my daughter wearing tassels like that until she’s at least 18 years old and forging a prestigious career at a gentleman’s club! Geesh.
Don’t even get me started on the “nipper size.”