Kid Leaves Terrifying Note for Dad

I’m guessing this girl isn’t a morning person (just a hunch):

To which I would respond…

Kid:

When you write me notes, DO NOT do it annoyingly.  This means:

–No condescending bullet points

–No irritating caps or underlines for emphasis

–No mention of causing me serious harm with a frying pan

Because if you do, I will seriously cut you off.  As in you will no longer have a bed in which to sleep (and be woken up in), no roof over your head and nary a frying pain with which to murder me.

–Dad

via Reddit

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