I’m guessing this girl isn’t a morning person (just a hunch):
To which I would respond…
When you write me notes, DO NOT do it annoyingly. This means:
–No condescending bullet points
–No irritating caps or underlines for emphasis
–No mention of causing me serious harm with a frying pan
Because if you do, I will seriously cut you off. As in you will no longer have a bed in which to sleep (and be woken up in), no roof over your head and nary a frying pain with which to murder me.