Stories By Candy Kirby
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In the News
STUDY: 100% of Parents Feel Murderous Rage in the School Pick-Up Line
Sep 17, 2021"I'm gonna cut a b*tch!" shared human resources manager and mother of two Lindsay Holt.
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Family & Parenting Humor
Anatomy of a Mom’s Brain While Driving
Jan 20, 2021Finally! Scientists have been able to identify what, exactly, is on the mind of a mom...
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Babies
Top 10 Ways Babies Resemble Drunk College Students
Jan 16, 2021(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*) 10. They have no...
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Our Crazy Cats
Texts from My Cats
Dec 22, 2020It’s the question every kitty parent asks herself at some point: Are my cats mature enough...
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Family & Parenting Humor
The Laughing Stork Launches “Mom Libs!”
May 24, 2019Because, after all, who’s better at trying to fill in the blanks than moms…?
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Candy's Column
Thankful for Bottomless Mashed Potatoes & No “Turkey on the Shelf”
Nov 23, 2017So excited! Thanksgiving may just be my favorite holiday. No Elf on the Shelf causing me...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much on Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 201710. After dinner, you are forced to slip on your (or your friend’s) old maternity pants....
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Family & Parenting Humor
My Guide to Embarrassing Your Children on Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 2017Because the only thing more fun than gorging ourselves this holiday, is making our kids groan...
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Family & Parenting Humor
How Moms Are Like Thanksgiving Turkeys
Nov 20, 2017It’s almost that glorious time of year when we gorge ourselves and give thanks for elastic...
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