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Pop Quiz: Handmade “Primitive Black Dolly”

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Pop Quiz: Handmade “Primitive Black Dolly”

The purpose of this handmade doll is:

1)  To help us visualize the lovechild of E.T. and Whoopi Goldberg;

2)  To cheer us up with her bright eyes and contagious smile;

3)  To demonstrate the dangers of not using lip balm;

4)  To haunt our souls for all of eternity;

5)  None of the above.  Her purpose is ____________.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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