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Pop Quiz: What is Jessica Alba’s Dog Saying to Haven?


Pop Quiz: What is Jessica Alba’s Dog Saying to Haven?

Jessica Alba’s pug, Sid, is saying WHAT to 13-month-old Haven in this picture?

1.  “Yes!  I can see it!  The hair that fell out is finally coming back in.”

2.  “Don’t tell Dad, but the mailman is a redhead, too.  Just sayin’.”

3.  “Wait.  You don’t SMELL like a dog.”

4.  “That’s right, kid.  Get on your hands and knees and beg for forgiveness for flushing my Milk-Bone down the toilet.”

5.  None of the above.  Sid is saying ________________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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