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Pop Quiz: What Is Jessica Simpson’s Daughter Thinking?


Pop Quiz: What Is Jessica Simpson’s Daughter Thinking?

Four-month-old Maxwell is thinking what in this photo shared by her mom on Katie Couric’s new talk show?

1.  “I asked for ‘beach hair’ — not ‘bed head!’  That’s it.  I’m firing Ken Paves!”

2.  “I don’t have the heart to tell Mom these are pot holders — not a bathing suit.”

3.  “Look, Tyra — I’m SMIZING!”

4.  “Uh, Mom?  When Us Weekly asked for a post-pregnancy bikini shot, I think they were talking about YOU, not me.”

5.  None of the above.  Maxwell is thinking _______________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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