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Pop Quiz: Little Red Riding Ho’


Pop Quiz: Little Red Riding Ho’

The most disturbing part of this Barbie doll from Mattel’s “Silver Label” is what?

1) Instead of cookies, Little Red Riding Hood looks like she’s carrying Valtrex, baby oil and X in her basket;

2)  The wolf is pretending to ogle her — but, as we can see from his fabulous accessories, he is CLEARLY batting for the other team;

3)  Katy Perry is already telling her stylist to put this look together for her next red carpet appearance;

4)  If you think this looks slutty, just wait till you see what her GRANDMA is wearing;

5)  None of the above.  The most disturbing part is _____________.


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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