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Talk About a Crappy Toy
May 26, 2009Introducing the plush Hokkaido “Poo Poo Bear”: Poor bear. That’s what he gets for hibernating in...
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Barbie’s Mid-Life Crisis Tattoos
Apr 30, 2009Having just turned 50, Barbie is trying to recapture her youth by getting a tramp stamp....
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Pop Quiz: The Gangsta Baby Doll
Apr 28, 2009“Wassup, bitches?” This “Benjino” Gangsta Baby Doll was inspired by what? 1) Carrot Top: The Vanilla...
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Pop Quiz: Hitler Doll
Mar 19, 2009These children are planning to do what with the Hitler doll? 1) Have a tea party...
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Fun for the Whole Family!
Mar 4, 2009Talk about a crappy idea: Smart move trademarking “It’s about to get Poopy!” because Citibank would...
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Toys That Make You Go, “Hmmmm”
Mar 3, 2009Et tu, LEGO Robin? Looks like even superheroes refuse to age gracefully these days: It’s been...
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Baby Wee Wee Commercial: You Must Pee It to Believe It
Feb 22, 2009Looking for zesty fun the whole family can enjoy? Urine* luck! Talk about the gift that...
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A Lovely Addition for the Baby Registry, Perhaps?
Feb 19, 2009Totally awesome bonus feature: The deer SINGS! [Source: Amazon via Ugly Crap]