Having just turned 50, Barbie is trying to recapture her youth by getting a tramp stamp.
Doesn’t Barbs know the minute you get your boyfriend’s name tattooed on your ass, the relationship is DOOMED? *SIGH* She should have just stuck with her mid-life crisis pink Corvette.
The doll now comes with a set of “Totally Stylin” sticker tattoos, which has apparently outraged some parents — yes, OUTRAGED! — because they believe the stickers will make their little ones more likely to get a tramp stamp of their own.
And if THAT doesn’t make them do it, a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 on Spring Break certainly will.