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Barbie’s Mid-Life Crisis Tattoos

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Barbie’s Mid-Life Crisis Tattoos

Having just turned 50, Barbie is trying to recapture her youth by getting a tramp stamp.

Doesn’t Barbs know the minute you get your boyfriend’s name tattooed on your ass, the relationship is DOOMED?  *SIGH*  She should have just stuck with her mid-life crisis pink Corvette.

The doll now comes with a set of “Totally Stylin” sticker tattoos, which has apparently outraged some parents — yes, OUTRAGED! — because they believe the stickers will make their little ones more likely to get a tramp stamp of their own.

And if THAT doesn’t make them do it, a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 on Spring Break certainly will.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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