Because Hollywood has exactly zero original ideas up its sleeve, Universal has acquired the rights to Barbie to make a live-action feature with her.
Somewhere, Anna Faris’ ears just perked up. And Paris Hilton’s agent is telling her, “Not gonna happen.” And Reese Witherspoon is saying, “Um, didn’t I basically star in this already? TWICE?”
Frankly, I’ve always found Barbie to be a little stiff. And she can just forget about trying to get publicity for the movie with an “accidental” upskirt shot — no genitalia, no thanks.