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Pop Quiz: Hitler Doll

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Pop Quiz: Hitler Doll

Hitler Doll:  Goes perfectly in your microwave!

These children are planning to do what with the Hitler doll?

1)  Have a tea party with their adorable Osama bin Laden pull-toy and Joseph Stalin dress-up doll;

2)  Pay him back with a trip to the microwave;

3)  Give the Anna Nicole Smith doll a run for her money in the “Creepiest Doll Ever” competition;

4)  Set him up with his dream woman, Forever Beautiful Bride Barbie;

5)  None of the above.  The kids are _______________.


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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