While browsing the children’s section at Barnes & Noble, I came across this most, um, curiously titled kids’ book FEATURED on the wall:
Taken with The Laughing Stork’s official CrapCam
“The Missing Piece Meets The Big O” — written by a man with a porn star’s name, no less. Not so sure that sounds like appropriate children’s literature. However, I AM sure that’s what Mr. Candy is hoping to say after my six-week postpartum checkup.