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Children’s Books That Make You Go “Hmmmm”


Children’s Books That Make You Go “Hmmmm”

While browsing the children’s section at Barnes & Noble, I came across this most, um, curiously titled kids’ book FEATURED on the wall:

Oh my

Taken with The Laughing Stork’s official CrapCam

“The Missing Piece Meets The Big O” — written by a man with a porn star’s name, no less.   Not so sure that sounds like appropriate children’s literature.  However, I AM sure that’s what Mr. Candy is hoping to say after my six-week postpartum checkup.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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