My Pee Pee Bottle
No time to teach your toddler how to “cover or hover” in public restrooms? Forced to miss the big plot twist in “Ice Age” because that lemonade went through your kid faster than a good curry? Then you’ll most certainly want to look into “My Pee Pee Bottle™” — a “Simple On-The-Go Potty and Hygiene Aid for Toddlers.”
You can’t make this stuff up, people. At least it should cut down on one of my big pet peeves: toilet seat splashing.
The site even offers handy-dandy instructions on how to use the Pee Pee Bottle, including proper angle and squatting position. However, they offer no guidance on what to do if your toddler mistakes it for a sippy cup.
“This doesn’t taste like apple juice, Mommy!”
Added bonus for adults: Comes in handy when the line for the women’s room is too damn long, or during an intense game of beer pong.