Stories By Candy Kirby
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Family & Parenting Humor
The Ultimate Exercise in Narcissism: Posting My Tweets on My Blog
Aug 1, 2013It’s no secret that most people on Twitter are narcissistic — we spend more time looking...
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Family & Parenting Humor
Things Husbands and Toddlers Have in Common
Jul 31, 2013Not that I’m talking about my husband, of course. Just some husbands. In general. Yeah, that’s...
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Candy's Column
You Might Be an L.A. Mom If…
Jul 31, 2013I recently came across an article titled “You might be an L.A. Mom If” — and,...
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Celebrities
Simon Cowell is Having a Baby! With, um, His Friend’s Wife!
Jul 31, 2013Oh, Simon. The 53-year-old media mogul, who is not exactly known for his nurturing and paternal...
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Family & Parenting Humor
The Laughing Stork Launches New Parenting Magazine!
Jul 30, 2013If there is one thing that parents need — well, okay, BESIDES eyes in the back...
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Celebrities
Guess Who Said It: Quotes from Celebrity Parents
Jul 30, 2013Oh, celebrities just say the darndest things, don’t they? And celebrity parents are no exception. Guess...
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Featured in Sidebar
If Neanderthal Moms Could Have Tweeted About Their Daily Lives
Jul 29, 2013I have an admittedly bizarre fascination with Neanderthal parents (see: my parenting advice column from Wilma),...
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Mama Needs a Drink (Recipes)
Because What is a Royal Birth Without a Royal Baby Cocktail?
Jul 26, 2013I’ve let my cocktail recipe column languish for way too long — and what better reason...
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Funny Baby Pics
Happy National Blueberry Month!
Jul 15, 2013PRO TODDLER TIP: For maximum nutritional benefit, apply blueberries everywhere on body EXCEPT the inside of...
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Sponsored Post
Drama at the Grocery Store
Jul 2, 2013Around this time last year, I shared with you my horrifying-slash-amusing realization that my daughter had...