Celebrities
Guess Who Said It: Quotes from Celebrity Parents
Oh, celebrities just say the darndest things, don’t they? And celebrity parents are no exception. Guess the famous folks who spouted these parental pearls of wisdom…
1. “Last night [my son] told me that my nipples looked like blueberries. And then he corrected himself and said, ‘No Mommy, actually, they look like meatballs.’”
Was it…
a. Heidi Klum
b. Rosie O’Donnell
c. Tori Spelling
d. Amy Poehler
2. “Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we’ve set aside enough money for our kids’ therapy.”
Was it…
a. Jessica Alba
b. Meryl Streep
c. Neil Patrick Harris
d. Michelle Pfeiffer
3. “If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.”
Was it…
a. Liev Schreiber
b. Gwen Stefani
c. Britney Spears
d. David Beckham
4. “A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”
a. Jerry Seinfeld
b. David Letterman
c. Tina Fey
d. Jerry O’Connell
5. “You do get the pregnant mush-brain…you know what it’s like? It’s like getting stoned.”
a. Ellen Pompeo
b. Pink
c. Jenny McCarthy
d. Kate Hudson
