Stories By Candy Kirby
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Celebrities
Jason Biggs is Proud of His, Um, “Abundantly Endowed” Fetus
Sep 4, 2013I remember when Mr. Candy and I found out we were having a girl the first...
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Celebrities
Celebrity Fashion That Reminds Us of Household Products: Cate Blanchett Edition
Sep 3, 2013Not that long ago, I mused that a number of the gowns at the Met Gala...
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Celebrities
The Laughing Stork’s In-Depth Investigation Reveals… The Top 25 Celebrity DILFs
Aug 27, 2013A drool-worthy gallery of 25 hot celebrity dads, handpicked by yours truly. You're welcome.
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Candy's Column
Top 10 Things My Parents Taught Me
Aug 21, 2013Important life lessons that I will, no doubt, pass down to my daughter and son… 10. ...
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Food
Breaking: The Food Network Thinks We’re a Bunch of Culinary Morons
Aug 12, 2013I admittedly am a domestic idiot, especially when it comes to cooking — our oven recently...
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Celebrities
End-of-Week Celebrity News Update: Beyonce’s Hair, Jimmy Fallon’s Baby and Kourtney Kardashian’s Paternity Woes
Aug 9, 2013Model Michael Girgenti files a paternity lawsuit against Kourtney Kardashian, claiming three-year-old Mason is his child...
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Sponsored Post
Win $20,000 Towards Your Children’s Education with a Funny Story About Feeding ‘Em
Aug 7, 2013As you may remember, I recently participated in Happy Family’s Stories from the Bright Side campaign,...
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Comics
The Top Five Signs Your Child is a Future Facebook Addict
Aug 5, 2013Facebook has hooked hundreds of millions of people as users, with many of them addicted to...
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Funny Animal and Pet Photos
The Terrible Twos, As Reenacted by a Cat
Aug 1, 2013An eerily accurate portrayal of my son’s behavior lately… As inspired by Ninja Mom’s “Cry-Baby Captions!”
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Candy's Column
Awkward Family Photoblog: Parenting a Preschooler
Aug 1, 2013Once in a lifetime comes a parenting blog with photographs so touching, it makes your ovaries...