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Jason Biggs is Proud of His, Um, “Abundantly Endowed” Fetus


Jason Biggs is Proud of His, Um, “Abundantly Endowed” Fetus

I remember when Mr. Candy and I found out we were having a girl the first time ’round.  A beautiful memory, really, with the doctor proclaiming, “Wow, look at that pronounced labia!”  I mean, what parent wouldn’t be proud of her fetus’s pronounced labia?  And, as Jason Biggs tells Conan O’Brien, he is similarly brimming with pride after witnessing his baby boy’s ultrasound:


An enviable reputation to impart to your unborn son.  Well-played, dad.  Well-played, indeed.

via Team Coco

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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