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If Neanderthal Moms Could Have Tweeted About Their Daily Lives

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If Neanderthal Moms Could Have Tweeted About Their Daily Lives

I have an admittedly bizarre fascination with Neanderthal parents (see: my parenting advice column from Wilma), especially the mothers, often wondering what they would say if they‘d had access to social media tools back in their Ice Age days.  You know, prehistoric mommy bloggers.  Here, I take a stab at what Neanderthal Moms may have Tweeted…

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Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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