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Yearbook Photo Shows Teenage Girl Lacks Underwear, Any Semblance of Good Judgment
May 15, 2009I thought having five-feet-wide hair in MY yearbook photo was mortifying but, as kids continue to...
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‘Emma’ Leapfrogs ‘Emily’ to Become Most Popular Girls Name
May 10, 2009In the heavyweight fight of baby names, 12-year reigning U.S. champion “Emily” has been toppled by...
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Mother of the Week Contender Supersizes Her Babies with McDonald’s Diet
Apr 28, 2009Ooohhh! We have a Mother of the Week contender… Introducing Leanne Salt, a 420-pound British mom...
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Pacifiers Gone Terribly, Terribly Wrong
Apr 23, 2009My brother and sister are 13 and 11 years older than I am, respectively. When my...
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The Most Amazing Prom Dresses EVER
Apr 18, 2009With prom season right around the corner, some of you parents will be charged with the...
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Candy’s Top 5 Ways to Calm a Crying Baby
Apr 17, 2009I’m just going to say it: I do not look forward to sleepless, crying-filled nights. Who...
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“Sexting” is the New Love Letter
Apr 16, 2009When my doctor first pointed out my daughter’s hoo-ha on the big screen and declared, “You’re...
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Calling All Future Carrie Bradshaws: Get Your Baby High Heels!
Apr 10, 2009In a fashion development sure to give podiatrists a future boost in business, a line of...
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Eight-Year-Old Girls’ Softball: Wimps Need Not Apply
Apr 6, 2009Mr. Candy and I braved the harsh sunny, 75-degree L.A. weather yesterday to watch my eight-year-old...
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Mother of the Week So Far
Apr 2, 2009Parties sure have changed since I had my 13th birthday party at a bowling alley with ...