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Women More Likely Than Men to Reject Unattractive Babies
Jun 25, 2009Despite the popular phrase “a face only a mother could love” (see also: the warthog, Jocelyn...
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Homeless Girl on Her Way to Harvard
Jun 24, 2009In the midst of all the “GOSSELIN DIVORCE DRAMA” and “PARIS HILTON CELEBRATES 1000th LAY!” headlines,...
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A Farewell to Breasts
Jun 18, 2009If the time has arrived (six years too late) to wean your child from breastfeeding, be...
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This Just In: Chronic Sleep Deprivation Not Healthy for Teenagers! News at Eleven.
Jun 9, 2009In today’s “duh” report, a study reveals that teenagers who don’t get enough sleep are more...
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Boy Really Takes Education by the Balls
Jun 3, 2009Worried your children aren’t taking their education seriously enough? Well, this story should most certainly reassure...
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Kid Kicked Out of School for Stupid Haircut (A.K.A. “Being a Teenager”)
Jun 2, 2009This young man, who apparently has the other half of his hair on layaway, was sent...
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It’s Confirmed: Jennifer Hudson is Hiding a Baby Under Those Hammer Pants
May 31, 2009After a couple months of tabloid speculation, a weekend baby shower in Chicago has confirmed that...
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Kids Forced to Wear Ball and Chain to Teach Them Joy of Studying
May 21, 2009Parents who are concerned about their children’s studies, but not concerned enough to personally pay attention,...
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Stoned Kid Has Best Trip to Dentist Ever
May 18, 2009A father with a warped sense of humor — a.k.a. my soulmate — videotaped his young...
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Taga Stroller/Bike Combo Converts, Pushes, Rides, Fetches Martinis
May 17, 2009Helmet, Schmelmet Introducing a baby stroller that may be ridden in almost as many positions as...