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Boy Fakes Kidnapping to Hide Bad Grades (Naturally)
Sep 15, 2009The “dog ate my homework” excuse is SO last decade… An 11-year-old boy went to great...
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Children’s Birthday Cakes Gone Wrong: Barbie Edition
Sep 8, 2009Uh-oh. Run for your lives, kids! …AND BRING YOUR SUGARY SWEETS WITH YOU! This is what...
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Children’s Books That Make You Go “Hmmmm”
Sep 3, 2009While browsing the children’s section at Barnes & Noble, I came across this most, um, curiously...
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Pole Dance Doll Arms Young Girls with Useful Job Skill Set
Sep 2, 2009If Miley Cyrus has taught us anything, it’s that you can never start pole dancing too...
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Dealing with Kids’ Sexual Curiosity
Aug 31, 2009A young child’s expressed interest in sex and nudity can be uncomfortable for parents, to say...
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Pop Quiz: Little Red Riding Ho’
Aug 19, 2009The most disturbing part of this Barbie doll from Mattel’s “Silver Label” is what? 1) Instead...
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“The Toypedo?” Really?
Jul 17, 2009Brand naming and packaging that makes you go,”Oh no, they di-in’t!”:
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Kids Forced to Wear Ball and Chain to Teach Them Joy of Studying
May 21, 2009Parents who are concerned about their children’s studies, but not concerned enough to personally pay attention,...
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Stoned Kid Has Best Trip to Dentist Ever
May 18, 2009A father with a warped sense of humor — a.k.a. my soulmate — videotaped his young...
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Eight-Year-Old Girls’ Softball: Wimps Need Not Apply
Apr 6, 2009Mr. Candy and I braved the harsh sunny, 75-degree L.A. weather yesterday to watch my eight-year-old...