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Boy Fakes Kidnapping to Hide Bad Grades (Naturally)
Sep 15, 2009The “dog ate my homework” excuse is SO last decade… An 11-year-old boy went to great...
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Mom Panhandles for Son, Deserves One Hell of a Mother’s Day Gift
Sep 14, 2009Talk about a mom who’s going above and beyond… Shelle Curley of Bellevue, Wash. doesn’t have...
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Women to Fill Bra Cups with Their Muffin-Tops
Sep 14, 2009Well, here’s a medical advancement I’m surprised is just becoming available: breast enlargements using fat from...
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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Home Decor Trends; Parenthood & Politics; Separate Marital Beds
Sep 12, 2009New “Peek-a-Belly” baby outfits for parents who like to blow raspberries. Also, for babies who like...
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President Obama Says Kids Must Work Hard for Success (Despite What “The Hills” Teaches Them)
Sep 8, 2009Despite concerns from conservative organizations and some parents that President Barack Obama would try to sell...
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Who Needs Car Seats When We’ve Got Coors Light?
Sep 8, 2009A band of merry alcohol smugglers in Australia have been busted for making children sleep on...
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End-of-Week News Deliveries: UFO Headwear; H1N1 & Pregnancy; Key to Marital Success
Sep 4, 2009The oh-so-stylish UFO cap umbrella. Well, they do say kids are like little aliens… [lilSugar] Marky...
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Potent Sperm Linked to High IQs, Say Scientists with High IQs
Sep 4, 2009Psychologists have determined that men with the highest IQs also have the healthiest sperm. Coincidentally, those...
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Tough Guy Alert: Stranger Slaps Crying Toddler in Store
Sep 3, 2009A 61-year-old man made a two-year-old toddler talk to the hand — literally — when he...
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Elmo Becomes Spokesmuppet for Federal Government
Sep 2, 2009I SWEAR the timing of this story — on the heels of THIS post — is...