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Potent Sperm Linked to High IQs, Say Scientists with High IQs

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Potent Sperm Linked to High IQs, Say Scientists with High IQs

Psychologists have determined that men with the highest IQs also have the healthiest sperm.

Coincidentally, those psychologists likely have high IQs.  But I’m sure there is no bias…!  No bias at all.

(Stay tuned for next week’s research revealing that scientists have the largest penises!)

The findings could explain why some of the world’s most intelligent men have so many female admirers despite their lack of conventional good looks.  As could the size of their bank accounts.

The results also suggest that being smart and funny might have developed as a signal to women looking for a mate with healthy genes.

According to the research, conducted by the evolutionary psychologist Professor Geoffrey Miller of the University of New Mexico, men who scored high on a battery of intelligence tests boasted high counts of healthy sperm.  Meanwhile, low scorers tended to have fewer and more sickly sperm.

In other news, Jim Bob Duggar declared the smartest man in the WORLD!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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