Celebrity Spawn
Deep Thoughts by Sparrow Madden at ‘Yo Gabba Gabba! Live!’
“Yeah, this guy behind us is creepin’ me out. But not as much as the one who looks like the vibrating toy in Mom’s bedside table.”

“Yeah, this guy behind us is creepin’ me out. But not as much as the one who looks like the vibrating toy in Mom’s bedside table.”
“What’s a baby gotta do to get some shades around here?” Ford thinks. “The glare from...
“We’re in the most exciting city in the world and we’re taking a freakin’ carriage ride? ...
Awwww. Must be “Take Your Kids to Work” day at American Idol. Wonder if Seacrest brought...
Oh, Suri. You’re almost five years old. Five! Old enough to know you’re doing it ALL...
“Huh. Maybe wearing my $700 suede boots in this sand wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever...