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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Getting Hitched After All


Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Getting Hitched After All

After three years together and two kids, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie have decided to ruin it all and get married.   (I kid, I kid.  *Ahem*)

“Yep. i’m engaged. Very happy. Yeah we’ve been engaged for a while so your [sic] all kind of late on that. But Thanks for the hooplah all the same,” Joel Tweeted Monday night, after news of their plans to wed became public.

Let’s hope spell check and the contraction of “you are” is on their wedding registry.

He also expressed thanks to relatives who did not let word of the engagement slip.

He Tweeted: “P.s. thats why i love my family and friends. None of them are sources. All good tight lipped people who let us enjoy it! Thanks everybody”

Nicole confirmed the engagement during a taping of the Late Show with David Letterman.  No word on whether Dave shared his “Top 10 Sure-Fire Tips for a Happy Marriage” — with number one being:  STAY AWAY FROM THE INTERNS.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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