The Celebrity Stork Roundup: David and Harper Beckham Offer Daily Dose of Cuteness and Sugar Bear Makes June an Honest Woman

Two-year-old Harper and her mom visit David Beckham in Paris to help him celebrate his 38th birthday.

Coincidentally, a squeeze and kiss from David Beckham is on MY birthday wish list.

Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman offer son Skyler a makeshift swing while leaving lunch in L.A.

Probably for the best he doesn’t scuff his $500 toddler boots, anyway.

Nicole Richie admits, ““When my son falls down, I just think it’s so funny. I know it’s horrible, but it is so funny and he doesn’t have that far to go down anyway. It’s so, so bad of me!”

Better be careful, Nicole; Sparrow will choose your nursing home someday.

Bethenny Frankel reunites with soon-to-be-ex-husband Jason Hoppy at daughter Bryn’s 3rd birthday party

Certainly a better birthday gift than, say, a CLOWN.  (Not that I have a clown phobia or anything.  *Ahem*)

Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Mama June gets married to Sugar Bear in camouflage wedding dress

Because, obviously, she just wants to blend in.