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Tweet! Tweet! Nicole Richie with Her Baby Sparrow

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Tweet! Tweet! Nicole Richie with Her Baby Sparrow

Because tabloids are the new birth announcements (and cash cow) for celebrities, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are introducing their six-week-old son Sparrow James (just a sec, I have to catch my breath… okay, let’s continue:) Midnight Madden in this week’s People magazine.

In an interview at their home in Laurel Canyon in Los Angeles, Nicole, 28, and Joel, 30, say they are sleep-deprived (join the club), but grateful their daughter Harlow is now fawning over a baby brother.

“I’m glad I had a girl before I had a boy,” says Nicole. “She just loves him so much.”  Adds Nicole’s babydaddy, “She’s very gentle with him.”

That’s all well and good, but I want to know more about THE SECRET LIVES OF ALCOHOLIC MOMS!  Gotta love it when that headline is juxtaposed with your new family photo on the cover of a national magazine.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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