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Katie Holmes Addresses the Suri Footwear Scandal

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Katie Holmes Addresses the Suri Footwear Scandal

It was the toddler fashion scandal that rocked the parenting world: How could Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise allow three-year-old Suri to wear — GASP! — shoes with heels?  Don’t they realize that such footwear could be detrimental to her physical development?  Also, doesn’t Suri realize that over-the-knee boots are much more on-trend than kitten heels this season?

Finally, Katie has commented on this pressing matter:

“Like every little girl, she loves my high heels. . . They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids,” she tells Access Hollywood.  “I found them for her and she loves them.”

There you have it.  Don’t be surprised if Santa DOES leave a pair of thigh-high boots under the tree for Suri this year.  Suri’s a trendy gal — and if Suri wants it, Suri gets it!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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