With paparazzi stalking her from the moment she was born, six-year-old Suri Cruise is an ol’ pro when it comes to handling the creepy men with cameras. In fact, these recent pictures of Suri demonstrate the perfect (well, most entertaining) way for unwitting celebrity offspring to deal with the intrusion:
First, let the paparazzi know you are aware of their presence.
When the paparazzi continue to disregard your desire for a little privacy, communicate how you feel about them hanging around.
Keep repeating until your mom makes you stop.