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Suri Cruise’s Guide to Handling the Paparazzi


Suri Cruise’s Guide to Handling the Paparazzi

With paparazzi stalking her from the moment she was born, six-year-old Suri Cruise is an ol’ pro when it comes to handling the creepy men with cameras.  In fact, these recent pictures of Suri demonstrate the perfect (well, most entertaining) way for unwitting celebrity offspring to deal with the intrusion:

First, let the paparazzi know you are aware of their presence.

When the paparazzi continue to disregard your desire for a little privacy, communicate how you feel about them hanging around.

Keep repeating until your mom makes you stop.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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