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The Afternoon Dish: Ricky Martin Shows Off His Growing Twins, As Does Snooki


The Afternoon Dish: Ricky Martin Shows Off His Growing Twins, As Does Snooki

PREGNANCY ALERT: Happy 36th Birthday to Reese Witherspoon, who is reportedly expecting the best gift of all:  a baby with hubby Jim Toth
Although a piece of chocolate cake is a REALLY close runner-up.

LIVING LA VIDA PAPI:  Ricky Martin and his 3-year-old twins pose for Vanity Fair
Unfortunately, Ricky’s partner, Carlos, didn’t get the “grey sweater-only” memo.

MATERNITY STYLE: Snooki struts around Jersey City in more elegant maternity wear: sky-high platforms and pants pulled up higher than those of an 85-year-old man
Because if a pregnant woman needs to do one thing, it’s make her boobs look even bigger.

PREGNANCY CRAVINGS:  Vanessa Minnilo craves a baby boy
Wow.  Most pregnant women just crave pickles.

IMPORTANT SURI UPDATE:  Katie and Suri paint their own pottery in NYC
While Grandma Holmes tagged along as Suri’s Official Stuffed Giraffe Transporter.

CULINARY REPORT:  Victoria Beckham cooks up a dish for “international food day” at Romeo and Cruz’s L.A. school
Hmmmm…I don’t quite get which country this is supposed to represent.  Too subtle.  Ireland, perhaps…?

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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