If you were just thinking to yourself, “You know, it’s not nearly painful enough when my baby kicks me,” you’re in luck! Because a company has just launched a line of cleats for the six-month-and-under set.
“My daughter and I got the idea for First Cleats after watching her children, my grandchildren, play sports,” said Executive VP of First Cleats Diana Lynn Ultican. “We were having a get together one night and we thought about the idea for the shoes and getting newborn babies on the path to athleticism.”
Using athletic wear to carve a “path to athleticism.” Hmmm… not so sure about that logic. ‘Cause I’m pretty sure my dad dressed me in Yankees baseball shirts, yet I still cannot walk and chew gum at the same time to this day.
The one-of-a-kind cleats are soft, comfortable and fully chewable, Ultican said.
Yes! Fully chewable! Awwww. Baby’s first solid food.
I think I’ll stick with more practical footwear for my children. Like baby high heels. (Drew TOTALLY has the legs for them.)