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Now Here’s a Thoughtful Push Gift Idea

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Now Here’s a Thoughtful Push Gift Idea

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The ironic thing here is that, even if it’s effective, the man who gives this “gift” to his wife is never, ever, EVER going to experience the benefits.

Beautifully-worded marketing copy:

  • Compliance with Japanese GMP Standard
  • Tightens Vagina Expert
  • Improve elasticity loss of pelvic and vaginal flaccid muscles after giving birth to baby or getting older.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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