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Fashion Police: Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards

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Fashion Police: Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards

SAM SHEEN:  She obviously works in one of those “special clubs” my dad is always visiting in Vegas.

SEAN PRESTON:  Hey!  Mommy has a pole just like that in HER bedroom!

The Laughing Stork Fashion Police commentators:

Sam Sheen, Crazy Parents Expert

Sam Sheen, Crazy Parents Expert

Sean Preston Federline, Unwitting Famous Offspring

Sean Preston Federline, Unwitting Famous Offspring

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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