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That Doritos Chick: Just Another Mommy on the Beach
Jul 13, 2009Ah yes. Don’t all moms look like this? Well, I would just like to thank former...
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Sometimes the Jokes Just Write Themselves
Jul 12, 2009Two hours of Mel Gibson stuffing his hand in a beaver: something tells me he paid...
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Your Daily Dose of “Ewwww”: Morgan Freeman to Marry His Step-Granddaughter?
Jul 9, 2009If the latest tabloid rumor is to be believed, Morgan Freeman has taken a page from...
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The Irony Report: Alec Baldwin Writing a Parenting Book
Jul 9, 2009Illustration by Gallery of the Absurd I’m a fan of Alec Baldwin — the actor. His...
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Michael Jackson’s Kids Get the Best of Me
Jul 8, 2009Okay, so I’ve been trying to avoid the Michael Jackson madness — an effort that’s been...
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Angelina Jolie Takes Shiloh and Zahara to Dance Class…
Jul 7, 2009…while Zahara shares HER thoughts on all of the Michael Jackson hoopla.
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Michael Jackson: Man in the Timber
Jul 6, 2009If there is one thing we haven’t had nearly enough of lately, it’s Michael Jackson news...
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Diddy’s Son Sees the World Through Plaid-Colored Glasses
Jul 6, 2009Hey, Christian! How many times has your dad changed his name in the last five minutes?
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Another “How I Met Your Mother” Baby: Cobie Smulders Edition
Jul 3, 2009There must be some serious fertility dances happening on the set of one of my fave...
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The Amazing — or Amazingly Disturbing — Evian Roller Babies
Jul 2, 2009This Evian commercial is, like, SO unrealistic. I mean, really. As if any kid knows how...