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That Doritos Chick: Just Another Mommy on the Beach

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That Doritos Chick: Just Another Mommy on the Beach

Ah yes. Don’t all moms look like this?

Well, I would just like to thank former Miss USA Ali Landry for showing you what MY body is going to look like in a few months — what’s that?  My body has NEVER come close to resembling that, even before getting pregnant, you say?  Hey now.  Let me live in my fantasy world.   Just as Ali’s two-year-old daughter Estella is living in her fantasy world where people wear big hair bows and pearls to the beach.

Seriously.  Why don’t we wear big bows and pearls?  I think that Estella is onto something here.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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