Ah yes. Don’t all moms look like this?
Well, I would just like to thank former Miss USA Ali Landry for showing you what MY body is going to look like in a few months — what’s that? My body has NEVER come close to resembling that, even before getting pregnant, you say? Hey now. Let me live in my fantasy world. Just as Ali’s two-year-old daughter Estella is living in her fantasy world where people wear big hair bows and pearls to the beach.
Seriously. Why don’t we wear big bows and pearls? I think that Estella is onto something here.