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Your Daily Dose of “Ewwww”: Morgan Freeman to Marry His Step-Granddaughter?


Your Daily Dose of “Ewwww”: Morgan Freeman to Marry His Step-Granddaughter?

If the latest tabloid rumor is to be believed, Morgan Freeman has taken a page from the “Woody Allen Guide to Disturbing Relationships” and is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines.  The 72-year-old actor raised E’Dena, the granddaughter of his first wife, ever since she was a little girl.  Some believe his intimate relationship with E’Dena was the driving force behind Morgan’s recent divorce from his second wife.

Yeah, that would do it.

The Enquirer (I know, I know… but they HAVE been surprisingly on the mark lately), which broke the news of the supposed affair last month, now claims that Morgan is planning to marry E’Dena once his divorce is finalized.  How romantic.

The source said:

“Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her. Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal.”

I’ll bet ya that “source” is James Earl Jones, out to ruin Morgan’s career so that he can reclaim his throne as the King of Voice-overs!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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